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My Cat Tee Shirt

$25.00$30.00

We get it.  You would rather spend time with your cat than with people.  The My Cat And I Talk Shit About You graphic tee shirt is perfect for you and will most likely assist in keeping those pesky humans away.  Your welcome.

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Pour Me Some Wine Tee Shirt

$25.00$30.00

A glass of wine and our Pour Me A Glass black graphic tee shirt will have a fortitude-enhancing effect, allowing you to do things you would not otherwise do.          *Disclaimer: Muddy Truck Clothing Co. not responsible for the significant psychological influence this shirt will have on stylish people.

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Grab Me A Beer Tee Shirt

$25.00$30.00

While liquid courage may only last as long as the intoxication does, our Grab Me A Beer graphic tee shirt will be with you through every sketchy event and shady occasion.  Send any dubious photos wearing this tee shirt to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on our website.

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My Dog Is My Favorite Tee Shirt

$25.00$30.00

Annoying? Maybe.  Cute? Definitely.  Show off your bond with your four-legged friend with our black graphic tee shirt My Dog Is My Favorite Pain In The Ass.

 

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Unfuk That Hoodie

$43.00$48.00

For the fixers and the doers unfuking the fukups…you NEED this hoodie!

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Good Life Tee Shirt

$25.00$30.00

For the fixers and the doers unfuking the fukups.. you make life good.

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Good Life Hoodie

$43.00$48.00

Our Dirty Hands Good Life hoodie is a symbol of hard-working trades people who take pride in their work. For those of you like us, who at the end of the day can say “I unfuked that!” Featuring Muddy Truck sleeve art.

 

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Dog Talks Shit Hoodie

$43.00$48.00

This super soft go-to hoodie is perfect for those cooler nights.  Soft and fuzzy inside, just like you. Check out our matching TEE.

 

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Dirty Hands – T-Shirt

Dirty Hands Tee Shirt

$25.00$30.00

From cultivating fields to nurturing livestock, this durable tee shirt and MATCHING HOODIE is your secret weapon for taming the land like a boss. Forget about those flimsy fashion hoodies; this bad boy is built for those who get their hands dirty.

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Dirty Hands – Hoodie

Dirty Hands Hoodie

$43.00$48.00

True farming is about getting down and dirty, my friends. This hoodie is designed for those who aren’t afraid to roll up their sleeves and get their hands in the mud.  So, let’s unite our green thumbs, summon the spirit of the soil, and grow some serious shit together!  Check out our matching tee shirt HERE.

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Delight – T-Shirt

Delight Tee Shirt

$25.00$30.00

Is it just us that pretends to enjoy small talks and socializing?

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Delight Hoodie

$43.00$48.00

Comes equipped with an escape hatch -a hood.

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